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Wed, Apr. 30th, 2008, 12:00 am
STFU GTFO

Wed, Apr. 30th, 2008 07:10 am (UTC)
acelightning

Janeway could beat both of them at once without even spilling her coffee...

Wed, Apr. 30th, 2008 10:24 pm (UTC)
kittiethedragon

Screw that. Sisko had the CRAZY working on his side. Crazy is a powerful force, mon capitan. Example: Best way to win a game of chicken is to say nothing, smile a lot, and while the other asshole is revving his engine to sound cool, you calmly use a wrench to remove your steering wheel and toss it out the window.

That said, Janeway needed to relax and spread 'em.

*prepares for the assault*

Thu, May. 1st, 2008 05:50 am (UTC)
acelightning

Yeah, and look what happened to Sisko - the Bajorans decided he was the Messiah.

You're right - Janeway should have had B'Elanna grab some spare parts from engineering and build her a warp-speed vibrator.


Thu, May. 1st, 2008 01:52 pm (UTC)
kittiethedragon

Yeah! Sisko got to be LIKE UNTO A GOD! /SCORE/.

And Janeway should have just grabbed B'Elanna ;)

Thu, May. 1st, 2008 02:01 pm (UTC)
acelightning

Janeway had a serious case of the hots for Seven of Nine. Shitfire, all of the male viewers and about three-quarters of the female viewers had the hots for Seven of Nine. Obviously, she was the woman spandex was invented for.

Thu, May. 1st, 2008 02:05 pm (UTC)
kittiethedragon

FEH. Seven was a cold fish. Janeway was a tough broad–she could handle some tough half-Klingon lovin'! Which, incidentally, is part of the reason I never bought the B'Elanna/Paris thing. Bet she could do wonderful nasty things to Kim or the Doctor, though.

Thu, May. 1st, 2008 02:41 pm (UTC)
acelightning

Seven's unattainableness was part of what made her so irresistible. And I don't think there was anyone else besides Paris (or maybe Chakotay - but he had a crush on Janeway) who could have survived Klingon mating rituals with B'Elanna. Kim was hardly more than a kid... and the Doctor was just a hologram.

Thu, May. 1st, 2008 02:56 pm (UTC)
kittiethedragon

But both of the latter would be absolute pushovers and great one night...

I'm projecting, aren't I?

And Paris could only survive because he had the "Largo" thing going for him. Completely real except able to absorb cartoonish violence at times. But I loved his style. And Chakotay was a TOTAL SOP for the Captain.

That said, I'd lower Seven's nacelles...

Fri, May. 2nd, 2008 08:07 am (UTC)
acelightning

Kim was just too sweet and naive - it would seem more appropriate to offer him cookies and milk, not moofky-foofky. But we could always alter the Doctor's programming... hey, he's already got the anatomical knowledge he needs...

Seven's nacelles were perfect exactly where they were.


Wed, Apr. 30th, 2008 03:19 pm (UTC)
benchilada

Oh god.

Abandon the intersphere-o-tubes.